January 2012
1 post
December 2010
1 post
The Rugrats Drinking Game
cristinaneedsyou:
anytime Tommy encourages Chuckie
anytime they mispronounce a word
anytime Angelica is a bitch (you must also shout “BITCHHH” at the screen)
anytime they make a hidden or adult joke
anytime Betty acts like a lesbian
anytime Susie acts like Oprah
anytime the adults lose the kids
anytime they make a mess
whenever Grandpa Lou talks about the old days
whenever Tommy says “A...
November 2010
4 posts
Hookah'd it
Saturday we had dinner in Chelsea. (Me: We’re going to Chili’s in Chelsea. Pops: Why would you EVER want to go to Chelsea?) Since we had no other plans for post dinner other than to gtfo of Chelsea, Tim, Keegan, Steve, Jen and I decided to hit up some Sheesha.
And then Sheesha had room for like, 6 people and there were already 12 in there, so we left. And went to Nile, with a fabulous...
“What kind of lizard? An iguana? A snake? A parakeet?”
– -Me. Around 3:30 in the morning while pulling my first all nighter. Retreat probably wasn’t the best time to do this, but it certainly made for interesting conversation the next morning. Also, I was way more loopy than Jen or Alycia. And I’m not sure why.
And then I fell asleep through...
SHOTGUN
#35- Shotgun a beer.
Harder than it sounds.
The Crow Halloween party was Friday night, Keegan and I went dressed at Quailman and Patty Mayonnaise. It was a good time. And then I convinced Lawson to teach me how to shotgun a beer.
I already had a few in me, which just seemed like the best way to approach it. It was a PBR Light, because, you know, Patty Mayonnaise is a classy girl. I poked a hole...
October 2010
3 posts
Number 36...
What an interesting night and a crappy morning.
Number 36, go to school/work hungover has been added to the list and regrettably crossed off. Wednesday night started out as a couple of drinks and a shopping trip, and turned into the drunkest I have ever been (including Halloween 2008) and taking a midterm the next day with a wonderful hangover.
Jeff invited me to a friend’s apartment...
CHECK
Numbers 10 (drink out of plastic water bottles), 18 (Pregame…anything/everything) and 24 (get drunk on a school/work night) have both been crossed off. Pictures and captions to come…when my eyes un-break themselves and when I no longer have a 5 page paper to write. Until then, shoutout to the penguins <3
September 2010
2 posts
THE LIST
The Murtaugh List
1. Do a keg stand
2. Funnel a beer
3. Go to a hookah bar
4. Have sleepovers
5. Pull an all-nighter
6. Get a piercing
7. Sleep on a futon
8. Go streaking
9. Ghost ride a whip
10. Drink out of plastic water bottles
11. Day drinking/drunkenness
12. Eat dessert for all 3 meals
13. Do favors in exchange for pizza
14. Do shots with strangers
15. Do laundry at your...
Lethal Weapon
In an episode of the t.v. series, How I Met Your Mother, the main character, Ted, pulls out and explains his Murtaugh List (start video at 2:16). The Murtaugh List is named after the character from Lethal Weapon and his catchphrase, “I’m too old for this shit”. Around the age of 30, Ted decides to construct a list of things he and his friends have become too old to do. Inspired...