THE LIST
The Murtaugh List
1. Do a keg stand
2. Funnel a beer
3.Go to a hookah bar
4. Have sleepovers
5.Pull an all-nighter
6. Get a piercing
7. Sleep on a futon
8. Go streaking
9. Ghost ride a whip
10. Drink out of plastic water bottles
11. Day drinking/drunkenness
12. Eat dessert for all 3 meals
13. Do favors in exchange for pizza
14. Do shots with strangers
15. Do laundry at your parent’s house
16. Drink wine out of solo cups
17. Flash people to get things/get in places
18. Pregame…everything/anything
19. Go to a rave
20. Eat ramen
21. Wake up in the bathroom
22. Break the law
23. Roadtrip
24.Get drunk on a school/work night
25. Adjust your diet to accommodate your drinking
26. Skinny Dip
27. Do the Walk of Shame
28.Play Edward 40 hands
29. Eat a whole pizza in one sitting
30. Eat Taco Bell
31. Sleep outside…when not camping
32. Get drunk off cheap champagne
33. Play in the mud
34.Shotgun a beer
35. Learn how to burp/shotgun a beer successfully
36.Go to class/ work hungover
37. Play the Rugrats Drinking Game
What Didn’t Make the List
1. Sex on the roof
2. Unemployment
3. Promiscuous sex
4. Alcoholism
5. Abortions
6. “Shit in a hat”
7. Go to Vegas
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